San Andreas 2015 Movie Review/Trailer
Wow.
This movie is absolutely terrible.
Imagine melting a 4kg ball of Edam, a 12kg slab of cheddar and 47 cases of mozzarella, it still wouldn't be anywhere near as cheesy as this piece of drivel.
I was dragged along to see it and for the entire time I sat there wondering if this was some kind of sick joke I wasn't in on.
The effects were decent but lets be honest, which movie doesn't have decent effects nowadays? The acting is absolutely horrific, the rock has the acting ability of a disabled fox and I wanted the two English toff kids to die every time they appeared on the screen.
The girl in it, although very attractive, has the personality of a sprout.
Bah! if anyone offers to watch this movie in your presence please punch them in the face.
The ending where the rock says something like "now we rebuild" and the American flag unfurls in the wind made me want to spew my popcorn all over the cinema floor.
Avoid at all costs.
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